Every Man Needs a Good Shoe… (3)

Dear friends, we have stumbled across yet another species on our quest to discover all that is Portland Man. Though he was initially identified solely* by his footwear, we have since gathered more information. Let’s investigate.

Species: The Intellectual (Branium Havicus)**

Habitats: Powell’s, First Thursday, seeing a foreign film at Laurelhurst Theatre, Cat Power concerts.
Prominent Markings: Moleskine Journal, dog-eared paperback book, wool blazer, 5 o’clock shadow.
Demeanor: Nervous, yet well spoken.
Shoe choices: Clarks, Camper, vintage wingtips.

(Shoes featured are “Romeo” by Camper and “Jink” by Clarks, both available at Manifesto.)

Tune in next time for another episode!
xoxo,
Sally

* Get it? Ha.

** Not to be confused with Glasses-Wearium Wannabenium.

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